Things I think about while under the influence of too much coffee...or not enough coffee...
Name: J H
Aimlessly Rambling
American Girl
artwalk
Butterfly's Flutter-bys
Hamstermotor
I Was Just Thinking...
Lying Bastard
Monte Cristo
My Journey
Ones and Zeros
Phin's Blog
she-said-hopefully
THE DAILY BLITZ
The Kitchen Blog
The simple life: Talking to myself
Underdeveloped Psyche
Woodland Forays
 lunar phases |
femmefatale on ...
| J | Jealous |
| L | Luscious |
| H | Handy |
| P | Popular |
| I | Important |
| S | Sophisticated |
| C | Crazy |
| E | Emotional |
| S | Silky |
today
June 2006
May 2006
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
visited *loading* times
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on
her
new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety
violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light
on
the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got
there
sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
I think I have finally entered the twilight zone...I've read back on my posts of the last few months, and I've either been trying to amuse my two readers, complaining about work, or talking about the cold I'm fighting off...well as another part of that cycle, I posted some funny stuff yesterday, I think I'm over this round of the cold, and I started this post to complain about work...holy boring life, Batman, I need to get out more!! I did go to a great party this weekend to celebrate birthdays for D and J...we managed to have a great time, although I did wake up with a glowing green skull in my bedroom (sorry to Edie at the B & B, it seemed like a good idea at the time!). And really work is not all that bad, I've managed to out perform myself into another promotion (of sorts...in a few weeks...until then I get all the work and none of the perks, meaning money, honey) at least that's what they tell me to convince me to take on this new role...and it worked...even though I will lose my window seat, I have to admit that I hardly ever look out anymore...Oh yes, and let us not forget that I actually took a vacation last week...far away from the moles and trolls (brownie points to anyone that can tell me what movie "moles and trolls" is from) and into the wilds of my garage to unpack some of the million boxes still left from the move...and did I mention that we are having the family over for thanksgiving in the new house? I guess that means I need to get the dining table in from the garage...meals go so much quicker when you are standing up in the kitchen to eat them, but thanksgiving that way might be difficult...I am also reading a great book, Fear Less by Gavin de Becker, who is a premier threat assessment consultant (check out the website for the details). The book is basically an outline of how to live your life in the post-9/11 world without feeling like your only choice is to hide in your basement for the rest of your life...hmmm, what else...thanks to anyone that has stopped by while I've been barely posting, I want to try and catch up on all of your blogs soon! Take care!
Took some time off and now am back at work with no time to write, but I thought I would give some a laugh...