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A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he enter the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F".
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T".
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it?"
The man answered, "S-H-I-T......Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
posted by: jlhpisces at September 23, 2005 12:12 |
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Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
posted by: jlhpisces at September 16, 2005 11:32 |
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Cinderella, anyone?
This was in the Washington Post .. the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m., on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching, and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, " A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'"
posted by: jlhpisces at September 16, 2005 06:15 |
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too funny
Oops they did it again
Well, I knew that the mood around my workplace was tense the last few days...couldn't quite pin it down, but it was the kind of thing that made you want to work from under your desk so that no one could see you...then when I came in this morning, I learned that they let one of my good friends, A, go. What a bad decision. I mean, (and I'm saying this just in case anyone from management reads this, but it is true) I'm going to keep doing my job and earning my paycheck, but when you see people that really know their stuff get let go, it doesn't give you a lot of hope for the future... :P
posted by: jlhpisces at September 14, 2005 09:24 |
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aack
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