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Friday, May 27, 2005
Fun Fun Fun

Went to an EXCELLENT party in San Francisco, put on by msbhivin and her pals…have to say that a good time was had by all.  Even if I did lose my favorite red lighter in the rocks by the bay (and no I couldn’t reach in, there might have been moray eels in there!), and make my feet sore by wearing my cool new flip flops all day and half the night.  The food was excellent, and the rum punch was to die for, although I think that I was over served, or over served myself…there were lots and lots of great people to meet, good food and drinks, beautiful weather, great conversation, great music provided by MsK and lots and lots and lots of laughs…can’t wait ‘till next year!

posted by: jlhpisces at May 27, 2005 14:23 | link | comments |
fun

Tuesday, May 24, 2005
The end of the Geico gecko...

posted by: jlhpisces at May 24, 2005 15:06 | link | comments (2) |

Balloon man

So my son got a pack of those twisty balloons that clowns use all the time to entertain.  Unfortunately, they come with pictures, but no real instructions...so while I was trying to create something else...here's what happened...

posted by: jlhpisces at May 24, 2005 08:28 | link | comments (6) |
too funny

Thursday, May 19, 2005
20 Questions

My friend T. is responsible for more stuff on here lately than I am...This is pretty cool!

posted by: jlhpisces at May 19, 2005 16:09 | link | comments (3) |

Old Farmer's Advice

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get  older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.
* Leave the rest to God.

 

posted by: jlhpisces at May 19, 2005 15:49 | link | comments (3) |

Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Still here...somewhere

So it’s been awhile since I’ve posted…I haven’t had any chance to catch up on my favorite blogs either, so I hope you are all doing well out there in Motime land!  J  For me, it’s been interesting…work is it’s usual hectic thing, and I’m really feeling like I need some time off…thankfully, I will get a chance to get away this weekend, with a trip to see MsB and her wild cohorts…After reading her latest posts, I’m not sure if I’ll be able to keep up, but I’ll do my best…So even if I don’t post, I’m still popping in to read when I can!  Leave me lots of comments and let me know how everything is going out there and I will try to get back into the swing of things!

posted by: jlhpisces at May 17, 2005 10:29 | link | comments |

Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm!

I may have posted a couple of these before, but the rest are too funny not to share.  Thanks to TH for passing them along...

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes  you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America
?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call for help?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

 If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island
can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas? (according to Jessica Simpson, they are called ballerinos - LOL).

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World is the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet Song and, Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

posted by: jlhpisces at May 10, 2005 09:05 | link | comments (9) |
too funny

Thursday, May 05, 2005
Ramblings from "across the pond"

I came across this blog and thought I'd link it here for all...or some...to see.  I thought it was pretty funny.

posted by: jlhpisces at May 05, 2005 17:08 | link | comments (1) |

Just so you know...

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posted by: jlhpisces at May 05, 2005 10:19 | link | comments (3) |

Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Paging Dr. Phil

Why is it raining in May?  I miss the sunshine, and this weather is having a negative effect on my mood.  Not to mention that I am going through some major (well, not major, just irritating) issues in my own head that just refuse to be resolved!  I'm debating going to a therapist, just to have an objective opinion from someone that doesn't know me, about all the things going on!  I have good friends and family to talk to, but who am I supposed to talk to if the issues are about them?!?  Has anyone out there ever tried the online therapy sites around?  Although I think if I felt like typing it all out I could put it here, but this just isn't private and if I put it in a private blog no one could read it...so you get the idea about where my head's at...

On another note, there is a show on Fox called "House."  Has anyone watched this?  It is really a great show, sort of a CSI\E.R. combination.  And I just have to say that there is something attractive about the lead character...I mean sure, he's unshaven, limping and REALLY crabby, but still...something about him...it's the same undefined thing that has me glued to The Shield.  Vic Mackey (Michael Chiklis) is HOT!  :)  OK, enough of that...

posted by: jlhpisces at May 04, 2005 17:19 | link | comments |
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